Shakira Gets A Star on the Walk Of Fame
So I went to Hollywood and Vine's walk of fame in hopes of meeting Shakira, there was a lot of people just screaming and hollering and I was all excited and ready for her to come out so we could all laugh and sing and cry together. Cause im such a lesbian for her. So then I looked over at some girl wearing a Shakira t-shirt and I asked her, omg so when is she coming? I cant wait to see her!. To which then she replied, "Shes been gone for almost an hour, she came and left". I wanted to break her face but it wasn't her fault, poor girl her breath stank too.. It's almost as if the unpleasantness of her statement conjured a sudden breeze of harrasment tormenting me from the depths of hell. Anyhow, one day I'll meet you Shakira, by any chance... Are you into anal plugs? Love ya xoxoxo
So I went to Hollywood and Vine's walk of fame in hopes of meeting Shakira, there was a lot of people just screaming and hollering and I was all excited and ready for her to come out so we could all laugh and sing and cry together. Cause im such a lesbian for her. So then I looked over at some girl wearing a Shakira t-shirt and I asked her, omg so when is she coming? I cant wait to see her!. To which then she replied, "Shes been gone for almost an hour, she came and left". I wanted to break her face but it wasn't her fault, poor girl her breath stank too.. It's almost as if the unpleasantness of her statement conjured a sudden breeze of harrasment tormenting me from the depths of hell. Anyhow, one day I'll meet you Shakira, by any chance... Are you into anal plugs? Love ya xoxoxo
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